Sitting like a hooman

nobody@vox.com(HappyHacker) — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 19:16:05 -0600

Sticking her tongue out at me

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The stage is set

nobody@vox.com(HappyHacker) — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 19:09:56 -0600

Next Saturday, Arlington...

Geaux Big Red!

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Should've been 28-14

nobody@vox.com(HappyHacker) — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 18:04:01 -0600

Backup dback blew his assignment. Nebraska is riding a 5 game win streak heading into the conference title game next weekend.

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Another year, another Venom Bowl

nobody@vox.com(HappyHacker) — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 04:04:48 -0600

Another trip to Boulder, another day of mayhem. This time the circus centers on Colorado coach Dan Hawkins, who was told Thursday he gets to keep his job for at least one more year despite a 16-32 record. Let’s take a walk down memory lane and recall some of Nebraska’s latest trips to Boulder, shall we?

1997: Ahman Green rushes for 202 yards and Nebraska builds a 27-10 lead, only to watch Colorado score two touchdowns in a span of 39 seconds late in the fourth quarter. A final Buffs drive is derailed to preserve a 27-24 Husker win and keep alive a national championship season.

1999: No. 3 Nebraska again falters in the fourth-quarter, blowing a 27-3 lead. CU’s Jeremy Aldrich has a 34-yard field goal to win it as time expires, but pushes it wide right. Eric Crouch sneaks it in from the 1 to win 33-30 in overtime and slip by a 6-5 Colorado team.

2001: With Eric Crouch on the cover of Sports Illustrated, the Huskers travel to CU and get buried. The Buffs lead 35-3 by the second quarter and roll up 582 yards. Colorado wins it 62-36 and fans tear down the goal posts. Husker mojo lost?

2003: Several days before the game, the Journal Star runs a story citing anonymous sources who say Frank Solich will be fired. With uncertainty and rumors swirling, the Huskers play inspired for their coach, scoring the final 10 points to win 31-22. The Huskers finish the regular season 9-3. A day later Solich is fired. Bo Pelini is named the interim coach for the bowl game.

2005: Nebraska gets its mojo back? That’s what they are selling after the Huskers beat CU 30-3, players sporting “Restore The Order” T-shirts as they come off the field. Nebraska entered the game as a 17-point favorite. But after a pregame skirmish between the two teams at midfield, the Huskers dominate, causing CU students to throw debris on the field. The entire student section is kicked out of the stadium.

2007: With it all but certain that Bill Callahan will be fired as Nebraska’s coach the next day, the Huskers score 51 points but still lose by two touchdowns. The newspaper headline the next morning reads: BLACK FRIDAY. Callahan is fired.

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Daily Tweets

nobody@vox.com(HappyHacker) — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 00:02:00 -0600

00:31 @LaceofBase - that's usually how it is with me.... I take more pics than I appear in. #
02:15 RT Video: Keyboard Cat Heaven 5 and a pre-Thanksgiving Memo from Fatso. Join the Keyboard Cat Church today! tumblr.com/x5y49lw7k #
04:43 @MonasApple - have to love that. Happy Turkey Day! #
05:53 The strength of your current confidence may be enough to pull ... More for Sagittarius twittascope.com/twittascope/?sign=9 #

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LoLCat of the Day: Cat does not want

nobody@vox.com(HappyHacker) — Thu, 26 Nov 2009 17:39:30 -0600

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Daily Tweets

nobody@vox.com(HappyHacker) — Thu, 26 Nov 2009 00:03:54 -0600

03:30 #Murmaider #
03:34 Drink, drank, drunk. Not a grammar lesson, but a steady progression. #
03:40 @LaceofBase - I'm there with you. I'll have to browse their online store... Plus I want a skully.... #
03:42 @ReporterFi - had seem this very thing happen yesterday. Check one my previous tweets. Kind of cool, trippy, and wishing my cats could do it #
05:19 Epic & sad (I'm a cat owner) Fitting burial #Hamburger-time #metalocalypse #Toki bit.ly/6FnHQT #
05:36 Allow enough room for others to have different perspectives to... More for Sagittarius twittascope.com/twittascope/?sign=9 #
15:36 RT @blackfriday: Here's a list of NewEgg's Black Friday and pre-Black Friday deals bit.ly/6EV6jo #
15:37 @MonasApple - rather rude of her... #
21:26 Always odd to put yourself out "there". #
22:18 @LaceofBase - Casio Exilm. Small lightweight, 10.1 mp. It's what I use when I go to co ncerts... Takes video too #
23:10 @I_Am_Ninja - that's hardcore #
23:15 @LaceofBase - I bought the EX-Z100 last year. I like it... Takes great pics and really good vid captures. Image quality is a solid 10.1mp. #
23:16 @MonasApple - dang! #
23:16 @LaceofBase - I'm sure there are better models out this year. #

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"Hamburger-time"

nobody@vox.com(HappyHacker) — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 05:15:05 -0600

Epic and sad (I'm a cat person). R.I.P. Toki's cat.

Hamburger Time/I Jacked off on a doctors face

From now on, death is referred to as "Hamburger-time".

LYRICS:

Goodbyes, my sweets little friends,
you will be missed
I loved you so...
I love the way your furs felts on my face
you made me happy...
LET'S GO!!!

You gots the love in my life
you know you made me feel fine, made me feel fine!
I dig your kitty design
You know you kept me in line
And then you left us behind.

Well now I'm alive
You know we never agree
Because I poisoned my pee
And now I'm finally free
And now I've got so much time
So I can drink and get high
No more Hamburger Time,
No more Hamburger Time!

Then I got anesthetized
And my dentist friend is fine
(Hamburger Time!)
We hang out, he wants to live
Not commit no Hamburger Time, NO!

I jacked off on a doctor's face,
I jacked off on a doctor's face,
He jacks off on a doctor's face,
He jacks off on a doctor's face,
I jacked off on a doctor's face,
I jacked off on a doctor's face,
He jacks off, he jacks off
He jacks off, hell yeah!!!

\m/

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Daily Tweets

nobody@vox.com(HappyHacker) — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 00:03:07 -0600

03:20 Watching #Dethhealth kick ass episode. Let the ball removal begin! #Metalocalypse #
03:21 #HamburgerTime #
06:18 Your good intentions might not be enough to keep you on track ... More for Sagittarius twittascope.com/twittascope/?sign=9 #
12:51 I'm gonna watch '70s porn until I find a movie with one of my friends' moms in it. #
12:51 Kidding... well.... #
15:49 Seen a guy walking his dog near my apartment, had his cat walking with him too. Dog was on a leash, cat just wa lked by them. #
16:16 RT @HuskersGameday: Nebraska holds a 47-18-2 series advantage against Colorado and a 22-10-2 record in Boulder. NU owns CU #Huskers #
19:16 @LaceofBase - the Chuys in River Oaks has great chips & salsa, but the food is "eh". #
19:18 @alexismilana - lol #
19:19 RT @HuskersGameday: Attention San Antonio Husker Fans: ABC will not show the Nebraska - Colorado game on Friday. twurl.cc/1vpb #
21:41 @LaceofBase - haven't tried the queso there.... I may have to swing out there either Friday or Saturday. #
23:01 @LaceofBase - damn, that sounds good.... Minus the margarita. I'll just do Patron Platinum shots #
23:32 @Darla_Crane - I LOVE pumpkin pie. :-) #
23:32 @Darla_Crane - oh and pumpkin bread..... :-) #
23:36 @LaceofBase - speaking of records, almost bought the @Hatebreed album last wknd while at TheProphetBar but didn't because I was in th e pit #

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On beards

nobody@vox.com(HappyHacker) — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 16:04:22 -0600

Because I thought about growing mine out again....

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:-/

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